Date: April 3, 2021
AO: Armada
Pax: Whoopi, Torch, Trash Panda, BloodClot, Shoota, Waterboy, Hackface, Wilson, Jorts, House Arrest, Spandex, Clickbait, Tuna, Hoser, OT, Bartman (QiC)
Some pax got a solid 5miles of running in before hand and others rucked with coupons like studs. For the runners, as we turned back into the park, it was awesome to see the double digit pax waiting. YHC hadn’t Q’d in ages, so definitely adrenaline pumping to do so. Of course, fully anticipating the MC to be off the hook. The pax did not disappoint.
warm-o-rama
SSH, slow ass merkins, cherry pickers, bacs/back bacs/air presses, climbers montanya
The THANG
Burpee Royale...10 count of each of the following burpees
Hefner Burpees
Hurpees
Skurpees
Martini’s
Turk n’ Burps
180 Burpees
Double Shots of Jack
Lungee
Crawlpee
Swipee
One Legged Burpees
**plenty of MC here...hell, the MC started with the warm-o-Rama. Hack’s watch asked if he wanted to stop the workout, Bloodclot didn’t like Wilson’s form, Trash Panda was quietly putting in the work while Click was ear-banging him, OT was strongly suggesting exploring another part of the park....it was chaos.
Time to mosey to the playground...
- Wall walk to the right, 3 merkins on Q call ‘down’
Mosey over to big field for some flutter kick indigenous bear crawl ‘race’...pax line up and flutter kick while last pax bear crawl to front of line...keep rotating till each pax does 5 bear crawls. * MC continues...pax talking about being frozen, their manhood shriveling up, how the other group isn’t actually flutter kicking. we think Wilson had a stroke...he started rambling, no idea what he said.
Mosey back to the playground for BLIMPS, at each corner. Mode of transportation was crab walk between corners...except for Hackface...Hack does Hack...but that’s ok, he had semi-good form on the BLIMPS, we’ll take what we can get. Shoota kept asking what we were doing again because he was too focused on talking about Richards and of course OT had to make it about penises...figures...there’s a reason his 2nd nickname is Woody. Whoopi was so dismayed at the Richards talk that he busted out his count and moved on...can’t say that i blame him...Shoota and OT talking about Richards is an awkward thing...
one more wall walk, with 3 merkins on Q call down.
Mosey back to parking lot for 1 round of suicide.
Circle up for Mary...plenty of fun core exercises.
Count-o-Rama, name-o-Rama, BOM, we out!
Moleskin:
- Great to be back out, especially at Armada.
- MC was insane, I was almost broken at warm-o-Rama. - Continue to lift up all the pax in my prayers....you guys are all good dudes, except for Bloodclot...he’s just semi-ok. - Happy Easter, gents. Grateful for all of you.
- He is Risen!
YHC,
Bartman
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