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Updated: May 2, 2019

AO: Tree of Pain (field trip from the Jimmy)


QIC: Gig'em


Pax: 19 - hackface, lump, torch, maytag, fng (billie jean), zamboni, shoota, bartman, Cratchit, shocker, waterboy, skud row, dodgerdog, sanctions, macaroni, kwame, Gig'em, Zoolander, Dickfoot?


No Warmarama - You were warned.


Apparently Shoota blew up twittersphere last night. Dudes coming to the Jimmy from coast to coast. Good stuff. Ready for a field trip...giddyup.


6 minute jog, 80 yard bear crawl. Arrive at Tree of Pain.

Divide into three groups.

Group 1: grab coupon - jog around perimeter of for six minutes. (Q2 PT test prep)

Group 2: grab coupon - triple crush and squat thrusters with push press for six minutes.

Group 3: do any of the six pull-up options from the Tree of Pain for six minutes.

Rotate until everyone as done all three stations.

*We can't unsee what took place at the T.O.P. this morning. I am sure I will be receiving some calls from the neighborhood watch about the skeevy pervs in my backyard. I will be spacing out the pull-up stations immediately.


Bear crawl w/coupons + coupon swings (kettle bell style). Indian run back to the Jimmy.


Finisher: Burpee Broad jump races x 2....out.


Moleskin:

Great work men. *One thing I forgot to tell you guys....received a note from Chris Barnhill, Executive Director of Franktown, this week. He had seen some video footage of the leadership lab, the handbook, and talked to the boys as well. He thanked the men of F3 for getting in the game and shared that "the Franktown boys would remember this experience for the rest of their lives." Thank you again to all of who helped make the experience possible.


Prayers for Spicoli, CJ and Ryder.


It's a new month. New opportunities to stretch and to serve our families, our community and each other. New dudes...keep bringing the juice. OG's stay hungry. There's no growth in the comfort zone.


jeffreymcfarland


Date / AO: 4/26/19 @ The Firepit

Q: Macaroni

PAX: (13) Macaroni, Tortoise, Hackface, Gig’em, Dr. Claw, Scud Row, Dodger Dog, Schizo, Waterboy, Lump, Copperfield, Hozer, Oregon Trail


Beautiful Tennessee morn! – started off w/pre-party ~5:30am to get the juices flowing led by Nantan Gig’em – 3x series of Prison Burpees, Squats, WWI’s, High-knee slaps…more pax start trickling in.


~5:45am show time! - 12 pax start circling up….BUT WAIT, out of the corner of our eye we see THE CLAW! Thanks for gracing us with your presence DC! Now we can begin…


Warm-O-Rama:

10 SSH in cadence

10 Slow Count Merks in cadence

10 Imperial Walkers in cadence

Bac's (OYO)

10 Slow Count Merks in cadence


The THANG:

Q yells “Let’s take Macaroni Hill!” – Pax reply “Relax bro, this isn’t Iraq…this is Westhaven, there are rules here.”


Upon arrival at “the Hill”, pax partner up and take turns “politicianing” (aka running backwards) up the hill and performing (1) Burpees, (2) WW2’s, (3) Flutter kicks.


After everyone completes their three iterations we mosey back (w/a few Burpee speed bumps) to “Churchill Downs” (aka playground soccer field) for the inaugural “F3 Derby”…

Pax partner up and prepare for a bear crawl relay race with each partner completing two laps around the soccer goal while the other low planks.


(after a couple false starts – Waterboy, Dodger Dog!)

AND THEY’RE OFF!...winning team by a HUGE margin = Tortoise and Lump! Sorry Hackface and OT, you’ll get’em next year…pre-season starts now. The only thing missing were the mint juleps!


Mary:

American Hammers x 50 count in cadence

V-Ups x 20 count in cadence

Q-“How much time is left? Pax-"Get a watch, bro!" Q-"Crap, 3 more minutes – Tortoise, any suggestions?” = With a gleam in his eye he says, “10 x 180 degree Burpees!”

"Crap, still 1min left…ok, let’s Willy Mays Hayes and call it a day."


Moleskin:

Great work everyone! It’s always a humbling pleasure to work out with you guys. I enjoyed and appreciated the opportunity to lead this morning and look forward to growing our bonds of fellowship and accountability.


God bless! Until next time,

Macaroni out

jay



Wednesday April 24th @ The Jimmy

Q: Lump

PAX: Waterboy, Bartman, Maytag, Dodger Dog, Scud Row, Macaroni, Braddock, Shocker, Hackface, Hoser, Oregon Trail, Shoota, Copperfield (FNG) & Murdoch (FNG)


Perfect morning today! after 4 years of F3, my natural body clock seems to be set for 5am and I jumped out of bed before my alarm ever sounded. A "gift" to my wife who had no idea it was given to her. I was ready to sweat today and push the PAX. I knew it would be a great day!


I rolled up to find that I was th only man ready. 5:30 arrived as I got out of the car but spied Hackface coming in hot out of the corner of my eye. We opted for some classic Pre-Game work of Dirks, Dips and Irks. Shocker joined us soon for some mumble chatter.


Then at 5:40 the rest of the PAX started rolling in. I was glad to see not 1 but 2 FNGs stroll up. Today IS a GREAT DAY!


Warm-Up:

30 SSH in cadence

10 Bac's /10 Overhead Claps/ 14 Back-Bac's

5 Good Mornings (OYO)

5 Willie Mays Hayes (OYO)


Then mosey around the front parking lot around to hill

THE THANG:


Crawl Mercs


Crawl Bear to top of the hill then 5 Mercs

Bear Crawl down to asphalt then 4 Mercs

Crawl Bear back to top of the hill then 3 Mercs

Bear Crawl down to asphalt then 2 Mercs

Crawl Bear back to top of the hill then 1 Mercs

mosey down to plank for PAX


Run over to Back parking lot for


Burpee Apocalypse

Since we had FNGs I was asked to demonstrate while some old timers decided to ask for a few more demonstrations. All good! Happy to oblige!

Run up to the far football field


40 Sprints

10 Squats & 30 Imperial Walkers

Sprint down to end-zone then Sprint back

15 Squats& 25 Imperial Walkers

Sprint down to end-zone then Sprint back

20 Squats & 20 Imperial Walkers

Sprint down to end-zone then Sprint back

25 Squats & 15 Imperial Walkers

Sprint down to end-zone then Sprint back

30 Squats & 10 Imperial Walkers

Sprint down to end-zone then Sprint back


Run down to parking lot down in incline Plank position with hands on the island curb


Hand Curb Walk to the right

speed bump of 3 Incline Curb Merks

Hand Curb Walk to the left

speed bump of 3 Incline Curb Merks

Hand Curb Walk to the right

speed bump of 3 Incline Curb Merks

Hand Curb Walk to the left

speed bump of 3 Incline Curb Merks


Mosey over to the basketball courts for


LBC Suicides


10 LBCs then running Suicides on court

20 LBCs then running Suicides on court

30 LBCs then running Suicides on court

40 LBCs then running Suicides on court

50 LBCs then running Suicides on court


MARY

Firetruck's Freddie Mercurys x 25 count

American Hammers x 20 count


Moleskin:

A big shout out to both OT and Macaroni for EH'ing some FNGs to join us! It is great to see new faces join our PAX as we continue to sharpen each other.


I have nothing wise to add here except that I am always honored to lead my fellow bothers in these life-affirming and life-changing workouts!

Thank you!

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